Saturday, March 1, 2008

Canseco: 'Hey Guys, Who Wants To Come To My Big Steroid Party This Weekend?'

Jose Canseco, leaning over the outfield fence of Dunedin Stadium, to Blue Jays centerfielder Vernon Wells. "Any steroid you want. Winstrol-Stanozolol, Deca-Durabolin, Sustanon, Anadrol, you name it. I even got some exotic steroids from South America, and I might bust out my own special homemade steroid blend. Oh, and if everyone chips in $5, I might get a steroid fountain. It's gonna be sweet." Full story at The Onion:

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